whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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