its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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