it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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