Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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