Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
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