The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
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Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
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Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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