So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
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he fucked my hip out of place.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
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Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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