make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
Randomize
