Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
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I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
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Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
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