dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
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that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
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My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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