if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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