I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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