tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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