can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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