In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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