How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
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Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
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You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
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