The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
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Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
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He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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