I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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