what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
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wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
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It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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