OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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