I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
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