I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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