Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
Vodka?
Forever.
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most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
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I forgot wine drunk hurts
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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