this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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