Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
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I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
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I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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