i don't like sucking hair
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
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