From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
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just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
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I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
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Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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