I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
where does the pee come out of this thing
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
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