If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
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The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
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Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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