every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
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In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
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It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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