Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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