Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
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