So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
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There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
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Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
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