not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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