She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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