filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
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I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
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Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.