People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
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you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
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Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be