I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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