i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Randomize
