he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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