Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
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