Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
so much tequila, so little girl.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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