Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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