1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
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I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
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The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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