She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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