their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
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