What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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