I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
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Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
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I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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