So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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