She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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