I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
Randomize
