I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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