If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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