I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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