UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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